the actual

fly-flipping fiddlesticks

is this revolting baloney heap of an excuse for a gallery I see before me? How was I not previously embarrassed into oblivion by this I don't-
Oh well, probably won't be gettin' any better.

Holy frick, I'm a legal adult. Also not dead, woah. When did this happen?

I miss(ed) my childhood.

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In other news, whoever's bored enough to still be paying any attention whatsoever to all the things I haven't been posting over the past year or so, best be expecting a (very) gradual influx of premium grade, Aizle brand braindrizzlings to begin sometime in the imminent future. I will not be held responsible for any surprise heart attacks, comas, seizures, or strokes induced by the sheer underwhelming of this inevitability.
Never before has this most inter of webs witnessed informativeness of such mind-boggling magnitude. Golly, I'm so proud of myself.

...Why on earth did I ever feel the inclination to sign these things? That's kind of insulting.